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I May Be Calm Patch

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Raise your hand if you:
-Breathe twice before responding to stupidity
-Can't drive for more than two minutes without cursing
-Are a professional eye roller  

For all of our dudes and chicks out there who take their coffee black with a spoonful of crazy--we see you secretly eying everyone. Our I May Be Calm patch is the perfect addition to your backpack or jean jacket. That way all morons will know you're not messing around.

Embroidered patch dimensions are 100 mm wide x 36 mm long.

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