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  • Male Tears Coozie
  • Accessory - Male Tears Coozie
  • Accessory - Male Tears Coozie

Weird Empire

Male Tears Coozie

$ 8.00  $ 12.50


The sweetest nectar around for our She-Devils is a nice, cold glass of mens' tears. Pour a tall one and keep your claws dry and comfy with this Male Tears coozie. Good drinking to all our thirsty witches. 

Hand lettered design screen printed in yellow on hot pink.

 *We at Alien Outfitters would like to add a disclaimer that we do not discriminate against any, we support all walks of life, and we accept all types of people. This message is not as a means to ridicule anyone who identifies with any gender (or anyone who does not identify with any gender), but more of a means of encouragement through positivity and humor. Sending lots of love to our alien babies.*


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