UFOs Are Real Patch
Handling/processing time depends on the type of shipping you purchase at checkout.
Priority Mail domestic orders take 1-3 business days to arrive after processing.
First Class Mail take 3-8 business days to arrive, after processing.
Free shipping for stickers and patches takes 3-8 business days to arrive and does NOT include tracking.
Free shipping for orders over minimum threshold can take 3-8 business days to arrive after processing time.
International orders shipped first class tend to take anywhere from 4-50 days (1-6 weeks) depending on the location and individual countries custom law. Handling/processing time can take 1-5 business days. Please include the handling time in your shipping estimate. Business days do NOT include Saturday and Sunday (aliens need time off too), meaning, if you place an order Friday morning, it may not be processed until Monday morning. First class international orders DO NOT include tracking info, so please request to pay for higher postage if you need tracking. International Express takes only 3-5 business days AND includes tracking.
Please include the processing and handling time in your shipping estimate. Business days do NOT include Saturday and Sunday (aliens need time off too), meaning, if you place an order Friday morning, it may not be processed until Monday morning. Please allow an extra 1-3 days for your order to process during sales*
Can I get a refund?
All sales are final. Refunds/exchanges are honored within 7 days of your purchase, ONLY if the item is defective. This refund/exchange amount does not include shipping costs. Customer is responsible for return shipping costs if they do not choose to have a replacement product sent. Simply contact us if the order you received is not what you expected and we will do our best to make it right.
I HAD MANY ALIEN ABDUCTION EXPERIENCES AS A CHILD. I WOULD WAKE UP, FROZEN WITH FEAR, UNABLE TO TALK OR MOVE BUT STRICKEN WITH AN ANIMALISTIC PANIC. THERE WOULD BE THINGS WATCHING ME FROM JUST OUTSIDE OF MY VISION, PROJECTING INTO MY MIND. WHEN THEY HAD GOTTEN ME THAT FAR, THEY WOULD BEGIN TO LEVITATE ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. LATER - I SAW A TRIANGULAR UFO BY THE BAY BRIDGE, IT WAS ENORMOUS & JUST FLOATING THERE. LATER - I SAW A SERIES OF FLASHING LIGHTS OVER THE SAN FRANCISCO HILLS HIGH IN THE CLOUDS THAT LASTED FOR OVER AN HOUR. THEY WERE COMMUNICATING. UFOS ARE REAL.